Okay, I thought it was cute that we could be interactive with the Wii; Simulate bowling and drop a ball, it drops a ball, hit a ball in a crowd and it hits someone (though without the screaming and promises of litagation).
But Wii has gone to far.
Introduce the Wii Fit.

Yes, we got it; Actually hubby did and he signed a contract stating that in no way was he trying to send me a message otherwise he will be sharing either the top or bottom bunk bed with the kids.
Basically, the Wii fit goes for the ego right off when you step on the board to be weighed (and unfortuantely it tells you the truth about how much one ways) because it goes “ooooo” when you step on the board.
If I didn’t feel fat before, I was now.
After gasping for breath apparently because the Wii board was silent for awhile…It, as I mention, weights you and then calculates your body mass index based on the following ranges, which depending on where you fall could be:
Obese (of which the Wii board would be sleeping with the fishes if it said that to me)
Overweight
Normal
Underweight
Lindsey Lohan….
Okay I made up the part about underweight.
After loudly telling everyone present (of which it’s handy to have anyone in the same room sign a non-disclosure form), the Wii board proceeds to give you the choice of testing your balance.
I’m not going to mention how I did but I do have a handy excuse now, not to go into waitressing.
It then has you set up your goal to either lose or gain your needed weight and then asks you to decide in what time line you wish to achieve your goal, the miniumn (and this is where I laughed) is 2 weeks.
Apparently 3 years as a miniumn was not allowable.
Once saved, with a foot stamp on an interactive calendar, the Wii proceeds to ask your choice of trainer.
Sorry, no doughnut eating trainers are available. I checked.
It’s either the physically fit female or the physically fit male. I’m still quizzing my hubby why he chose the female.
After further humiliation, the Wii asks if you would like to password protect your details so no one can find out what your weight and BMI is.
To choose no is insane.
There are four areas of exercise to choose from:
Yoga
Strengthening
Aerobics
Balance
Apparently, couch exercise has yet to be officially recognized.
I really enjoyed the Yoga options though it was challenge to keep center at some points, but mostly because I had a toddler hanging on to one leg and a dog licking my toes (please don’t ask about the dog; I’m really thinking about putting him in therapy).
This is just the first night and unfortunately I have to confess that as I type this, I just finish a bowl of ice cream but you know what, I think I deserved it after having my BMI yelled out loudly enough for the whole world to hear and later to have my child inquire why mommy’s face was turning red from trying to touch her toes.
So should you get the Wii fit; Yes, I would recommend it because it’s better than having to go to the gym; I really do feel that it will be a great aid and motivator to toning, strengthening and *cough* exercising, and there are some really cool things you can do on Wii fit like Ski Jumping, walking on a tightrope (you gotta get the Wii to understand), Yoga is a huge plus because I’m so not ready to go live in public with that one, and watching your spouse trying to replicate some of the exercises.
Oh yeah…and it has hula hooping and dancing….though watching your spouse replicate some of the exercises is the most fun (and funniest) part of Wii fit.
Now if only they would get tournament chocolate eating in and Wii would be my best friend.




















